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April 24, 2007
Ewwwww...............
Guy: You're me mate right?
Mate: That's right.
Guy: I need something important from you... I wouldn't ask if you weren't me mate.
Mate: Alright, anything for you. You know that.
Guy: I need your urine as soon as possible.
Mate: Sure, but my urine's worth shit.
Posted by Overheard at 08:01 AM | TrackBack
Cheap Bastard.....
Who Wants Canned Beets?
Thrifty Guy: The trick is to only buy things that are buy one get one free.
Other Guy: Don't you find that most of those deals are for things you don't really want?
Thrifty Guy: Yeah, I still eat out like 3 times a week...
Other Guy: [Laff]
Thrifty Guy: But it's a fantastic feeling when you buy a cart of food for the price of a basket!
Other Guy: I'll give you a cart of shit for free.
Posted by Overheard at 07:59 AM | TrackBack
April 15, 2007
Duh....no kidding!
Guy: Aaaah! My pubes are showing!
Girl: The whole world did not need to see that.
Where: Bexhill College
Editor Response ( Dude, where were u born...a barn? )
Posted by Overheard at 06:48 PM | TrackBack
Oh Gross......
Guy: God! Michelle, you really turn me on.
Girl: (shocked, puts her fingers in her ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA!
Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy