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December 20, 2006
Too much free time...
Girl 1: Aaah! There are ants crawling all over me!
Girl 2: Me too! I swear one just tried to get in my pants.
Girl 1: Well, if that happened, at least when someone said "Do you
have ants in your pants?" you could say "yes!"
Where: Hamstreet
Posted by Overheard at 10:35 PM | TrackBack
Too much to drink.....
After a drunken party I woke up to find I had sent this message to my
mum.
More bikeat teen an in my kgle' funn. T on t wanna crayo told
What the hell was I trying to say?!?!?!?
Where: Through text
Posted by Overheard at 10:35 PM | TrackBack
A reader writes:
A girl is taking a long time to count out the change in her purse.
Shop keeper: Come on, you're almost there.
Girl, assistant and I laugh.
Shop keeper: You know, as long as I get the money before the shop
closes, then that will be just fine.
Posted by Overheard at 10:32 PM | TrackBack
December 04, 2006
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Guy: This tea is too hot. Do you think that I could put it in the
fridge to cool it down?
Girl 1: Just blow on it.
A while later.
Guy: This tea is too cold. I would go and heat it up in the microwave.
Girl 2: Why don't you?
Guy: I don't know how to use the microwave.
Posted by Overheard at 03:04 AM | TrackBack
Truer words were never spoken ;-)
I was sitting on a bench with my friend which is near a raised
flower-bed. A flower had fallen on the floor. A manly skinhead guy with a huge
stick comes walking along, steps on the flower, quickly turns around,
picks it up and puts it in the flowerbed. He then turns to me and my
friend and says "The worst thing in the world is when flowers get trod
on" then walks off into the distance.