I thought Mammoths were extinct?
There is a sign saying "Mammoth boot sale here this Sunday" in a
field.
Girl 1: Man! There's been a MAMMOTH boot sale here this Sunday for
MONTHS!
Girl 2: I know!
Girl 1: I mean, how many fucking MAMMOTHS can they possibly hope to
sell?!?!?!?!
Where: Bexhill