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November 17, 2006
Stephan needs help people ;-)
In my bar (again) not so much overheard, but……..
Customer approaches the bar I look at him and say “Same again mate”?
(knowing in my head it is a Fosters’ top and a Malibu and coke)
Customer “No mate, I’ll have a Fosters’ top and a Malibu and coke thanks”.
(Please help me) Stephan
Posted by Overheard at 02:42 AM | TrackBack
I thought Mammoths were extinct?
There is a sign saying "Mammoth boot sale here this Sunday" in a
field.
Girl 1: Man! There's been a MAMMOTH boot sale here this Sunday for
MONTHS!
Girl 2: I know!
Girl 1: I mean, how many fucking MAMMOTHS can they possibly hope to
sell?!?!?!?!
Where: Bexhill
Posted by Overheard at 02:41 AM | TrackBack
November 10, 2006
Not as good as kindergarden paste,Yum...
A man is mixing up some DIY wall filler.
Man: I love this stuff, don't you?
Guy: Yeah, but I couldn't eat a whole tin.
Where: Rye (Gerry's Shop!)
Posted by Overheard at 02:58 AM | TrackBack
Huh?????
Girl: Hannah! Haaaaannnnnnaaaaah! Hannah!
(no reply)
Guy: Hannah!
Girl: Hannah!
Guy: Hannah!
Girl: Hannah! It's too hot to be going this quick! I just DON'T DO
quick when it's this hot!
Where: Rye
Overheard by: Daisy