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October 31, 2006
another pint?????
Woman: You were so entertaining to watch last night. At one point, you
were so drunk, I sat you down in a chair. You sat there with your eyes
closed, then stood up, eyes still closed, and stumbled over to the
buffet and took a prawn vol au vent, sat down and ate it with your eyes
still closed. Then, you got up again and took another prawn vol au vent
and sat down, eating it with your eyes closed. Then, you got up and went
back and did it again. Then again. And again! I looked at Mark and said
"Look at the state of that!"
Where: Local Pub
Mark
Posted by Overheard at 07:24 PM | TrackBack
Little Skeezers.....shame
Girl 1: ... he'd be at home with his wife and kid.
Girl 2: Oh! Mine has a wife and a kid too! Well, she\'s not his wife,
but he calls her "the missus".
Girl 1: How old is your man?
Girl 2: 27. How old's your's?
Girl 1: 29! I win! I win! I beat you!
Where: Hamstreet
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 07:23 PM | TrackBack
October 19, 2006
Maybe with a side of nails...
A man is mixing up some DIY wall filler.
Man: I love this stuff, don't you?
Guy: Yeah, but I couldn't eat a whole tin.
Where: Rye (Gerry's Shop!)
Posted by Overheard at 02:09 AM | TrackBack
Oh my...not enuff hugs I'm thinkin...
The park is empty apart from me and my friends. There are no children
in sight.
(silence)
Guy: (annoyed grunt) Fucking kids!
(more silence)
Where: Rye Playpark
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 02:08 AM | TrackBack
October 11, 2006
Ohh,it hurts so Good!
Young bloke on his mobile:
"I met a bird last week who'd be just right for you"
"Her name's K**** and she gets turned on by pain"
"Giving and receiving... but mainly receiving - she's from Doncaster"
Where: A bus in Sheffield
Overheard by: Roger B.
Posted by Overheard at 06:17 PM | TrackBack
October 04, 2006
You go girl.....
Girl 1: Nothing interesting ever happens in my kitchen.
Girl 2: Looks shifty and gets a smirk on her face.
Girl 1: (wide eyed) You didn't!?!?! You did that in THE KITCHEN!?!?!
Oh my God!
Girl 2: We did it everywhere!
Where: Winchelsea Beach
Posted by Overheard at 06:32 PM | TrackBack
Oh my...
Girl in cubicle: This toilet is disgusting!
Mother in next cubicle: I know. I'm squatting!
Girl: And the really disturbing thing is that there's an AIDS help
line poster in here! So, what they're saying is that you can catch AIDS
from these toilets!
Where: Public Loos, Maidstone
Overheard by: Daisy