Oh Man.....
A switchboard at a Hopsital in S England
"RING RING"
ME : Hello
CALLER: Hello sorry to call you at this time of the night but I wonder
if you could help me ---- this is a bit of a strange question but
Me: yes
Caller: my husband is on the floor holding his chest screaming and
turning blue do you think i should ring the ambulance or---
Me: yes put the phone down and ring 999 now!!!!!!
Caller:humm do you think it\'s that bad then?
Me: well i am no doctor but it sounds like you should get him to
hospital
Caller: ok thanks very much for you help.
what do you say???????????????
Where: Work
Overheard by: moley