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September 25, 2006
Shame,Shame...
A guy has just stepped into the lift. He has already pressed the button
and the doors are closing. A fat girl runs over.
Girl: Wait! Wait!
The door closes.
Girl: BASTARD!
Where: Bexhill College
Posted by Overheard at 07:25 PM | TrackBack
a reader rants....
Girl 1: That man infuriates me! I mean, why would he text YOU to ask
how I am?
Girl 2: I know! It's ridiculous!
Girl 1: It\'s really starting to piss me off! You know why I think he
does it?
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because he knows that I'm annoyed with him!
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: All I ask for is ONE text message! Just ONE! I just want to
find out what's going on!
Girl 2: Yeah! Me too!
Girl 1: I mean, why be scared? At the end of the day it's only a text
message, you know what I mean?
Girl 2: Yup.
Girl 1: JUST a text message...
Where: Rye
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 07:23 PM | TrackBack
September 18, 2006
A reader writes
Old lady 1: Shame she's not coming.
Old lady 2: Well you gotta face it, Mavis's travelling days are over.
Old lady 1: Well I know, what with the fish and all.
Where: Bus Stop near Portchester.
Overheard by: Señor Tronosco
Posted by Overheard at 01:09 AM | TrackBack
September 14, 2006
Haa, Haaa, Haaaa...Priceless!
Poole town centre - guy on mobile.
"I thought she liked me but then she gave me lice"
Where: Poole
Overheard by: mr and mrs batdan
Posted by Overheard at 05:14 AM | TrackBack
September 12, 2006
A night in the woods....
one child; i dont want to share a tent with you i hate you
other child; well i hate you too
sound of fighting!!!!
first child; you need to go for counselling you are not right
second child; am i bothered
Where: camping in weymouth from an nearby tent
Overheard by: rosyposy
Posted by Overheard at 07:07 AM | TrackBack
Meatball.....
At the observatory in Greenwich a man turns to his wife in front of the
perpetual clock and asks "Honey, what time do you have?"
Where: Greenwich Observatory
Overheard by: Robert
Posted by Overheard at 07:05 AM | TrackBack
A reader writes
Couple playing 'I spy'
Guy: Something beginning with 'T'
Girl: (after an hour) I give up
Guy: Transparent.
Where: Gatwick Airport
Overheard by: Anon
Posted by Overheard at 07:04 AM | TrackBack
September 10, 2006
A reader writes
Not a conversation but me and a friend were waiting at the bus stop
around school home-time. A double decker full of schoolkids pulls up.
All the windows were open cos it was a hot day and we could see up on the
topdeck one girl who was standing leant against a seat was singing oh
happy day, very soulfully and really quite nicely; and the other kids,
miraculously were quiet. When she got to the chorus they all suddenly
joined in, bashing time on the windows like some evil little asbo gospel
choir. The hairs on the back of my neck were standing up, it sounded
amazing.
Then the bus drove off and the singing was drowned out by the traffic.
Where: Lewisham High Street
Overheard by: Em
Posted by Overheard at 02:12 AM | TrackBack
Slippery situation...
Hope you like this one - I had no idea what they were talking about :)
"Oh yeah, it's part of your training, there's got to be an eel on the
floor." - One girl to another at Goodge St tube.
Cheers!
Alex.
Posted by Overheard at 02:11 AM | TrackBack
September 06, 2006
Oh Man.....
A switchboard at a Hopsital in S England
"RING RING"
ME : Hello
CALLER: Hello sorry to call you at this time of the night but I wonder
if you could help me ---- this is a bit of a strange question but
Me: yes
Caller: my husband is on the floor holding his chest screaming and
turning blue do you think i should ring the ambulance or---
Me: yes put the phone down and ring 999 now!!!!!!
Caller:humm do you think it\'s that bad then?
Me: well i am no doctor but it sounds like you should get him to
hospital
Caller: ok thanks very much for you help.
what do you say???????????????
Where: Work
Overheard by: moley
Posted by Overheard at 07:00 PM | TrackBack
Pigeons aye?
Two boys discussing pigeons
Boy 1: Pigeons were white, they\'re only grey because of pollution.
Boy 2: Wow
Where: Birmingham
Overheard by: Dave