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A reader writes

Girl 1: And some married guy kept asking if I was a lesbian. When he
found out I wasn't he started dancing with me and I was like *makes a
scared face*
Girl 2: Fecking MARRIED MEN!
Girl 1: I know!
Girl 2: My advice is, if you\'re gonna fool around then don\'t get
married!
Guy: *nods in agreement*
Girl 2: I never want to get married.
Girl 1: No way!
Guy: Me neither. I'd make a really crap husband.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 in unison: I'd make a really crap wife!

They look at eachother stunned.

Girl 1: Wow!
Where: Rye
Overheard by: Daisy