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August 19, 2006
A reader writes
Girl 1: And some married guy kept asking if I was a lesbian. When he
found out I wasn't he started dancing with me and I was like *makes a
scared face*
Girl 2: Fecking MARRIED MEN!
Girl 1: I know!
Girl 2: My advice is, if you\'re gonna fool around then don\'t get
married!
Guy: *nods in agreement*
Girl 2: I never want to get married.
Girl 1: No way!
Guy: Me neither. I'd make a really crap husband.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 in unison: I'd make a really crap wife!
They look at eachother stunned.
Girl 1: Wow!
Where: Rye
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 06:47 PM | TrackBack
August 16, 2006
Um,Yummy...
Sunday afternoon, strolling into Tesco Metro for a Galaxy fix when...
Four-to-five year old boy:
"Daddy! Daddy! Look! Brussel Sprouts! Yummy! I want some."
Freak.
Where: Tesco, Isle 2, Clerkenwell, London.
Overheard by: Rik
Posted by Overheard at 07:23 PM | TrackBack
August 11, 2006
I think it's pronounced...Beotch
A girl is in the garden holding a cat who has a mouse in his mouth. She
is shaking it to try and get it to drop it.
Girl: Why d\'you have to be such a bitch? Why can't you just give it
up? Give it up!
The cat drops the mouse. The girl walks back into the house, the cat
still in her arms.
Girl: Right! Stop being a little bitch and get in the house!
Where: Rye
Posted by Overheard at 09:42 PM | TrackBack
too many donuts....
A woman walks over to the opposite side of the toilets.
Woman: Gosh! That was a long walk!
Me: Ummm, yeah....
Where: Public Loos, Hastings
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 09:42 PM | TrackBack
Oh my...
Girl: (whispering) That's the guy who\'s mother is STILL alive!
Mother: (loudly) WHAT!!! He looks about 80 years old!!!!
Where: Rye