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July 28, 2006
I wouldn't pay more then 2.50...
Woman: £3.05?!?!?! I'm not paying £3.05 for mould!
Where: Rye
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 06:21 PM | TrackBack
A reader writes
Girl 1: I'd love to have a tail.
Girl 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.
Girl 1: I know!
Girl 2: It would be hard to find trousers though. Well, unless they cut
a hole in the back of them.
(pause) Girl 2 starts laughing to herself.
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: I had a thought, but I don't want to say it in public.
Where: Train to Brighton
Posted by Overheard at 06:20 PM | TrackBack
July 23, 2006
Spooky..
Girl 1: Have you noticed how people always come and sit down next to
YOU two stops before you have to get off?
Girl 2: Yeah! You know, that's one of my biggest fears.
Where: Train to Brighton
Posted by Overheard at 06:51 PM | TrackBack
Touchy, touchy...
Girl: What's for dinner?
Mother: You'll see.
Girl: (annoyed) Why can't you just tell me. How hard is it to use
words!?
Mother: I can't be bothered.
Girl: (dismayed) You talk a load of crap all day long, but when I ask
what's for dinner you can\'t be bothered to open your mouth and tell
me!
Where: Rye
Posted by Overheard at 06:50 PM | TrackBack
July 17, 2006
A reader writes
Woman: So, you say her name was Jenny?
Girl: (upset) Yeah! And that's what confused me the most!
I mean, I've NEVER met a horrible Jenny! All the Jennys I know are LOVELY!
Woman: Hmmm...
Where: Rye
Overheard by: Daisy
Posted by Overheard at 08:10 PM | TrackBack
Atkins gone bad...
Girl 1: Look at that woman! She's so scary!
Girl 2: Oh my God! Skelator!
Where: Hastings
Posted by Overheard at 08:09 PM | TrackBack
July 16, 2006
Hear this....
Guy: And one time my Mum got so drunk that she went up
to my mate and said "I have TWO ears...... One here..... and one here!"
His friends all start laughing.
Where: Bus to Hastings
Posted by Overheard at 08:11 PM | TrackBack
Gross
Girl: I just don't DO hairy food...
Outside fast food stand..
Where: Rye
Posted by Overheard at 08:10 PM | TrackBack
July 15, 2006
Kids nowadays...
A man and his very young son are in a shop. The kid has a game in his
hand and is trying to leave the shop.
Dad: No! I am not buying that! Come back here now!
Boy: NOOOO YOU SILLY GIT!
Where: Tunbridge Wells
Posted by Overheard at 08:18 PM | TrackBack
Durr..............
Girl: Excuse me. Where can I buy a ticket for a bus?
Man: On the bus.
Where: Waiting for a bus in Chiswick
Posted by Overheard at 08:17 PM | TrackBack
July 12, 2006
Oh, Behave...
Girl 1: Was it just me, or did you find those shoes orgasmic?
Girl 2: Yeah!
Girl 1: Never before have I been turned on by shoes...
but those shoes made me HORNY!
Where: Eastbourne
Posted by Overheard at 07:08 PM | TrackBack
Show off...
Guy: I had six powercuts yesterday.
Girl: I had six orgasms yesterday.
Guy: OK.... I had one hundred powercuts yesterday.
(pause)
Girl: I had six orgasms yesterday.
Where: Bexhill College
Posted by Overheard at 07:07 PM | TrackBack
July 09, 2006
OK...
Man: See, I got this bag to put it all in. (he holds up a bag which
is covered in a blue floral print)
Guy: That bag is just SCREAMING with masculinity.
Man: I know!
Girl: I bet you just HAVE to have one!
Guy: Oh yeah, but I'd want it in a more manly colour.... like pink.
Where: Rye (Gerry's shop!)
Posted by Overheard at 06:53 PM | TrackBack
A reader writes
Mother: So why don\'t you ring her?
Daughter: She'll be busy.
Mother: Why? What will she be doing?
Daughter: Ash.
After a few seconds it dawns on the mother what was implied.
Mother: That's rude!
Posted by Overheard at 06:51 PM | TrackBack
July 07, 2006
I luv a woman with a nice set of spoons...
From a mobile phone conversation overheard on a bus in Sheffield
"Oh wow, she's got to be one of the two best spoons players in the whole world..."
cheers,
Roger B.
Posted by Overheard at 07:14 PM | TrackBack
July 06, 2006
Cool, I mean, Brrrrr
Two women chatting at the bus stop.
Woman 1: I looked after a cat for a neighbour at Christmas once.
It died.
Woman 2: Oh no!
Woman 1: I didn't know what to do. So I wrapped it in a
plastic bag and put it in my freezer.
Where: Nottingham
Overheard by: Cordelia
Posted by Overheard at 06:38 PM | TrackBack
Durr...I mean,Grrrrr
Guy:.... a Bassett Hound.
Girl: Are those the kind of dogs that die?
Where: St Leonards
Posted by Overheard at 06:36 PM | TrackBack
July 02, 2006
Too much free time...
2 Girls singing on a stage: Do you love him?
2 Girls in the crowd: NO!
Singers: Do you want him?
Girls in crowd: NO!
Singers: Do you need him?
Girls in crowd: NO!
(pause)
Girl in crowd 1: Actually, I do, unfortunately.
Girl in crowd 2: Yeah, me too.
Where: Hastings
Posted by Overheard at 06:49 PM | TrackBack
Oh my...
Girl: My feet feel like they've been run over
by the world's biggest truck, and the truck was full of fat people.
Where: Train to Hastings