You want tarter sauce with that?
Tourist 1: You want to stop somewhere and get
someting to eat?
Tourist2: What u have in mind?
Tourist1: There is a fish and chip place across the street...
Tourist2: H#ll no, if I see another fish and chip place
I'm gonna hurl up yeasterdays breakfast.....
Tourist1: So where u wanne eat then?
Tourist2: How about France......
Overheard: Tat
Off Picadilly