Who’d be a bartender:
Customer to my Hungarian bartender (who had a cold) in a loud, slow,
deliberate voice so he would understand better????????
“YOU SHOULD TRY A LEMSIP IT’S A POWDER THAT YOU MIX
WITH BOILING WATER IT TASTES OF LEMONS AND IS GOOD FOR COLDS”
Bartender: “I know this I am from Hungary not Mars”.
Stephan (there’s more)