Overheard in my pub (I’m a barman)
Customer 1: “Where’s Islington”?
Customer 2: (pointing) “Over that way”
Customer 1: “Are you sure”?
Customer 2: (pointing) “Well yeah, ‘cause the sun rises over there and sun sets over there so it must be in that direction”.
Customer 1: (looking confused) “But that’s for the purpose of the sun”.
Stephan (there are so many more)