it's just the liquor talking...
My bar shows footie - it's quite a well known local fact.
The England match is on tonight.
Customer: "Are you showing the game to-night"?
Bar Tender: (wind up) "Why, who's playing"?.
Customer: (with look of disbelief) "England, of course".
Bartender: (still on wind up and serious) "Oh yeah, right, no, sorry.
We're showing The Isle of Dogs Vs The Isle of Sheppey.
The look on the customers face 'Priceless'.
Where: The Bar again
Overheard by: Stephan