He says, She says...
Young couple at the airport...
She says, "why couldn't we drive, I hate flying?"
He says, "cos I lost my license"
She says, "yeah but I could done the driving."
He says, "no way"
She says, "why not?"
He says, "Cos you drive like old people f#*k"
Where: Heathrow departures lounge
Overheard by: Jed