Bus Driver: So, how does she know him?
Girl: Her ex is his friend.
Bus driver: (blank and confused expression)(slowly) Her... ex.. is...
his... friend?
Girl: (highly amused) Yeah.
Bus driver: Her ex.... is his.... friend?
Girl: (laughing) I'm sure you'll get it eventually.
Bus driver: Her ex is... his friend?
Girl: Yes... The guy she likes used to be friends with her ex.
Bus driver: Used to be?
Girl: Yeah.
This may well have gone on all day if she hadn't changed the
subject...
Where: Bus to Bexhill
Overheard by: Daisy