Who are you callin a tart...
In class, a guy is showing everyone in sight a blister on his thumb.
Guy: Look! Look! This is so bad! Look!
Girl: How'd you do that?
Guy: I burnt it on a pop-tart!
Girl: (shocked) Really? You never expect a pop-tart to do that to you!
Guy: Yeah, I know! I'd heard rumours that pop-tarts were dangerous.
Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy