Just one sniff...
A teenage girl and her mother are in the deoderant section.
Mother: What deoderant do you want?
Girl: Dunno... Ooh vanilla! Oh, and what's this? After hours, that sounds
kinky!
Mother: Well, sniff it and see what it tastes like.
The daughter looks at her and they both burst out laughing.
Where: Budgens in Rye
Overheard by: Daisy (again!!!)