God save the ...
Small child whining in high pitched squeel to mum...
Mommy, why can't we go and see the queen in her pretty carraige..
Mother: If you don't stop whining this instant we are going back to the flat!
Child: How come we can't go and see her?
Mother: You know very well that she reminds me of Uncle Nigel,
and you KNOW how I detest Uncle Nigel...
Overheard by: Terrance