Easy pickins...
Girl 1: So are you definately wearing a skirt on your birthday, cause I
don't wanna be the only one.
Girl 2: If I find one that looks nice on me. You see, I'll be so drunk that
I'll need the skirt for easy access.
Girl 1 and Girl 3 atand there, open mouthed and stare at her for a moment.
Girl 1: I thought you were supposed to be all sweet and innocent!
Girl 3: Trust me, hunny, you do NOT wanna know some of the things I've
heard coming outta her mouth.
Where: Bus to Bexhill
Overheard by: Daisy (again!!!)