Anger issues...
I was out clubbing with my best friend and her male workmate. She had been
stood up by a guy who had promised to meet her in there.
After the night was over, her workmate was rather worse for wear.
Workmate: Don't you worry. Me and Daisy'll go to Peacehaven and break his
legs! Won't we Daisy? (he comes over to me and grabs my shoulders) Here's
the plan! Tomorrow, we'll drive down to Peacehaven and find him and break
his legs!
Me (still relatively sober): So, how are we gonna find him?
Workmate: Well, we'll knock on the first door and say "Are you James?"
He'll say "no". Then we'll knock on the second door and say "Are you
James?" Then, we'll break his legs!!!
Where: Hastings
Overheard by: Daisy