A rolling stoner gathers no moss...
I was walking back to college with my friend. We thought we were alone and
were in the middle of a conversation...
Friend: I'd love to make an acceptance speech.
Me: Yeah... I'd like to thank...
Friend: Myself.
Me: Myself... and (joking!) my drug dealer...
Random stoned looking guy: Who's that then?
We just stood there, not knowing how to respond.
Random guy: Maybe you should just stop... you'll feel better... maybe you
should just give it up, yeah?
Me: (totally confused) ...Yeah....
The guy walked off ahead, leaving me and my friend open mouthed. As soon as
he was out of ear-shot, we burst into laughter.
Where: Bexhill
Overheard by: Daisy