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April 29, 2006

Strapped

Two women, probably in their 60s, leaving the late showing of Brokeback Mountain:

Woman one: That was quite good.
Woman two: Mm hmm.
Woman one: Let's go have sex.
Woman two: Okay.

Where: The Odeon, Union Street, Bristol

Posted by Overheard at 09:04 AM

April 19, 2006

Hee Haw

Someone at home: That's an awkward position for my donkey.

Where: Penicuik, Scotland
Overheard by: Alana

Posted by Overheard at 05:03 PM

April 12, 2006

I Just Call Her

Girl on mobile: Yeah she used to have a drinking problem, the boys at worked called her Vodka Vikki.

Where: London
Overheard by: Tony Million

Posted by Overheard at 06:22 PM

April 10, 2006

You Have 4568 Boyfriends!

Girl on mobile: I know, but I couldn't go online this weekend. My parents found my MySpace page.

Where: North Harrow Station
Overheard by: Damien

Posted by Overheard at 08:31 AM

April 08, 2006

Yeah...

Guy one: Have you ever been to a goth club?
Guy two: No.
Guy one: The girls are well up for it.
Guy Two: Uh.
Guy one: I can't wait to see Dave; I'm gonna go 'Oi Daaaave!'
Guy two: Yeah.

Where: Camden Town
Overheard by: Pete

Posted by Overheard at 03:34 AM

April 05, 2006

Hmmm..

Time to buy some cotton swabs is it?

Posted by Overheard at 06:46 AM

April 02, 2006

More Kids...

Kid: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Woman: Um..I don't know, why?
Kid: Because he was bacon.

Where: London Zoo
Overheard by: Nigel

Posted by Overheard at 07:15 AM