The New Counterfeit
Cashier: Yeah, where'd you get this?
Coupon lady: I printed it at home.
Cashier: From an e-mail forward?
Coupon lady: ...yeah...
Cashier: Yeah, we get this now and then. Our logo doesn't wink at you like this. See the real logo doesn't even have eyeballs. Or that navel.
Overheard by: Jenkins