Then Why's It Called The John?
Man: I'm convinced a woman invented the toilet.
Man 2: Why, we gotta sit half the time.
Man: Because when we do have to sit, my schlong always touches the bowl.
Man 2: Huh...that does make sense.
Man: It was either a woman or a guy with a really small dick.
Where: Regent and Conduit, London
Overheard by: J. Bailey