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I Want to Suck Your Blood

Woman on mobile: He was sleeping with his eyes open. I just thought he was screwing with me, so I was telling him to quit it, only he wouldn't wake up. And then his eyes kind of rolled over, looking at me...and rolled away again. And then they rolled back at me!
Woman on mobile: I know, so I slapped the shit out of him for freaking me out!

Where: Belgrave Road, London
Overheard by: The Lollipop Kid