"...I get older, they stay the same age."
Woman: You haven't been on a date with someone who's age doesn't end in teen, ever.
Thirty Something Guy: I know...it's almost godly.
Woman: You know who you've become? Matthew McConaughey, from Dazed and Confused.
Thirty Something Guy: That ain't bad at all.
Where: The Piccadilly Line
Overheard by: Jared