Could You Draw Me a Picture?
Dean's assistant: How about an update on the report for the database we talked about last week? Have you gotten to that yet?
IT guy: I'm not sure which one you're talking about.
Dean's assistant: Well, currently there is a cross tab that displays home addresses and a cross tab that displays financial aid, but we need a report to show us the student records by city with home address, and we need a find-sort for all students with financial aid and a hold on their account.
IT guy: ...Um, I couldn't tell where that sentence began and where it ended.
Dean's assistant: Neither could I.
Where: University of Oxford
Overheard by: Baudelaire