What About the Black Dog vs the White Cat?
Guy buying rat: So do you think the white ones are any smarter than the black ones?
Employee: No, wouldn't say that.
Guy buying rat: I mean...or...are the black ones smarter than the white ones? Like which are better?
Employee: Well albinos are mutants anyway...they're the freak-shows prone to defects. I'd get the black ones.
Guy buying rat: Yeah, that's a really good point.
Overheard by: Amber
Where: Hurlingham Pets, New King's Road, London