S-O-S
Girl: How do you crash a boat?
Guy: And his dad is making him stay there to work of the damages.
Girl: Doing what?
Guy: Rowing tourist around.
Girl: On a boat?
Guy: W-A-T-E-R V-E-S-S-E-L.
Girl: Seriously, when are you going to stop spelling everything out?
Where: Le Café on the Green, UEL
Overheard by: Maritza