Some MILF with Your Meat?
Kid A: I'm officially bloated.
Kid B: Me too, kid.
Kid A: Yo, your mom's stays having Italian sausage.
Kid B: I know man, she eats that shit like everyday.
Kid A: Really? I should break her off some of my African-sausage.
Kid B: African-sausage? What? They don't even have food where you're from! Where you gonna get a sausage?
Overheard by: Jocey
Where: Stockwell Road, Brixton, London