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Jewish kid: That was easy. Did you even try?
Black kid: Yes, but you white boys just get away with anything!
Jewish kid: I'm not white, I'm Jewish.
Black kid: How convenient.
Jewish kid: What?
Black kid: Keep telling yourself that...Next time I'll rock a Yarmulka and a Star of David, and they'll still watch me.
Jewish kid: So what. Any chap parading around like that would get extra attention.
Black kid: You're white, nigga!