Lovely Beauty Mark, How Can I Get One?
Teen girl: Want some?
Teen guy: Thanks.
Teen girl: Oh my god! I was just seeing if you'd actually infect me with your viral-arse.
Teen guy: What, never seen a cold-sore before?
Teen girl: You know that's a nice way of saying herpes, right?
Teen guy: No, it's not. It's a blister.
Teen girl: Yeah, packed with herpes.
Teen guy: Shut it with that!
Whino: She's right laddie, ya got the herpes!
Teen girl: Told ya.
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