Better Than A Calculator Watch
Woman: Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
Guy: Sorry, I don't know.
Woman: Can't you check your watch?
Guy: It's only right twice a day.
Random lady: It's 1:25.
Woman: Thank you.
Guy: Hey, I guess I do have the time.
Woman: It's working?
Guy: Nope. Give it a minute and it'll go back into bracelet mode.