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October 29, 2005
Not As Bad As The Shoe Box
Punk Rocker Guy: What was it like living in that crate?
Punk Rocker Girl: Eh, you know... It was alright.
Where: Victoria Park, Belfast
Posted by Overheard at 01:50 PM
October 28, 2005
You're Like The Dream Girl I Treated Like A Sister
Girl: You're like the big brother I never had... Well I do have a big brother, but he's dumb.
Where: Walking to Kings Cross from Synthetic Culture
Posted by Overheard at 09:50 AM
October 21, 2005
And Then Man Discovered Fi...lm
Skater: Get anything good on there?
Camcorder Guy: Mostly me and my mates lighting each other on fire.
Where: Dulwich Park
Overheard by: Les
Posted by Overheard at 02:46 PM
October 20, 2005
Peter Pan Lives
Guy on mobile: She talks dirty to me in Icelandic.
Guy on mobile: Anything, I don't know the difference. All I know is it's like making love to an elf-fairy.
Posted by Overheard at 08:15 AM
October 19, 2005
Then I'll Take Your Feces
Guy: You're me mate right?
Mate: That's right.
Guy: I need something important from you... I wouldn't ask if you weren't me mate.
Mate: Alright, anything for you. You know that.
Guy: I need your urine as soon as possible.
Mate: Sure, but my urine's worth shit.
Where: Maple Street
Posted by Overheard at 07:01 AM
October 08, 2005
So That's How They Decide
Big Guy: Drinks on you tonight?
Little Guy: Yeah, right like you deserve that.
Big Guy: I'll let you be on top.
Little Guy: What d'you want?
Where: Revolution, Northampton
Posted by Overheard at 09:19 AM
October 05, 2005
Better Study Up On Your Hindu
Suit: Aye, watch where you're walking.
Crazy Hobo: You watch it, you don't want beef with this mad-cow!
Where: Bethnal Green Tube
Overheard by: Fat-Matt
Posted by Overheard at 10:13 AM
October 04, 2005
Stupid Nerds
Geek: I wish Star Wars wasn't over. I feel like it's an end to an era of my life.
Super Geek: It's not over. There are a lot of books that take place before and after the movies.
Geek: I said I miss Star Wars, not reading.
Where: Picadilly Line
Posted by Overheard at 08:26 AM
October 03, 2005
You Da Bomb, No You Da Bomb
Guy on Cell: So the stewardess wouldn't let me hang my suit in the closet up front because she said it was her closet.
Guy on Cell: Right? So I told her she's the bomb and she got all nervous.
Guy on Cell: Then mid-flight I asked her if I had to use my seat as a floatation device, would I have to blow it up first.
Where: Heathrow Airport
Posted by Overheard at 07:49 AM
October 02, 2005
New Vibrating Seats
Drunk Guy: Sorry, did you want this seat?
[A young woman in a mini gives a little huff]
Drunk Guy: In that case I can offer you my face instead.
Where: Earls Court Station
Posted by Overheard at 08:20 AM