Your Breasts Are So Chic
Trendy Girl: Hey do you want to come with me to the Design Festival opening?
Guy: What's it cost?
Trendy Girl: It's free.
Guy: Are your boobs going to be in it?
Trendy Girl: Ha. Ha.
Guy: Exquisite design.
Trendy Girl: Thank you, you fucking arse-hole.
Overheard by: Girl trying on Blair mask. (Thank you, we know you guys had ears!)
Where: Knutz, Russell Street